I have a fat ass beer belly. No more alcohol till August and I’m going to gym more often I’ve been slacking. Fuck growing up

these are the bands i want to see

After The Burial

All Time Low

Anti-Flag

Ballyhoo!

blessthefall

Blood on The Dance Floor

Born Of Osiris

Chelsea Grin

Chunk! No Captain Chunk!

For Today

Four Year Strong

Impending Doom

Mighty Mongo

Miss May I

Of Mice And Men

Sleeping With Sirens

Streetlight Manifesto

The Ghost Inside

The Used

Vanna

Yellowcard

and i will give you my complete honesty, relationships, space, aliens, sex, unicorn blood idk

• 1. had sex? Yes
• 2. bought condoms? yupps
• 3. gotten pregnant? food babies on deck 24/7
• 4. failed a class? once! spanish in HS and a bullshit online class for college
• 5. kissed a boy? not on the lips (no homo)
• 6. kissed a girl? errday (yes)
• 7. used a little paper bag for lunch? lol no
• 8. had a job? Yes
• 9. slipped on ice? never fallen but yes
• 10. missed the school bus? Nope
• 11. left the house without my wallet? Yes
• 12. bullied someone on the internet? lol yup
• 13. sexted? no thats gross i have normal sex
• 14. had sex in public? not really
• 15. played on a sports team? no i do sports for fun (action sports not team sports)
• 16. smoked weed? never! and i hold on to that
• 17. smoked cigarettes? once a year or so
• 18. smoked a cigar? when i wanna be like scarface
• 19. drank alcohol? you know it
• 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? no fuck stupid movies
• 21. been overweight? in my own terms yes but otherwise no
• 22. been underweight? Yea
• 23. had an eating disorder? they thought i was anorexic for a while but iwasnt
• 24. been to a wedding? Yes
• 25. made fun of someone for being fat? all the time
• 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? back in my wow days yes
• 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? dont think i have im too active
• 28. been late for work? only like 5 times ever!
• 29. been late for school? Yesss
• 30. kissed in the rain? da fuq no haha
• 31. showered with someone else? recently, its awesome
• 32. failed my drivers test?  never, i am a man
• 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? 9.something once yea
• 34. been outside my home country? mexico is outside my window so yea
• 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? grandparents live 12 hrs away
• 36. had lice? ew no
• 37. gotten my heart broken? bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
• 38. had a credit card? Yes
• 39. been to a professional sports game? Yes
• 40. broken a bone?finger, carpals, toes, arm.
• 41. been unhappy about my weight? Yesss
• 42. won a trophy? nope
• 43. cut myself? at work on accident with a knife or some shit never cus im sad
• 44. had an STD? na dawg
• 45. got engaged? haha no
• 46. been on a diet? Kinda
• 47. tried out to be on a tv show? Nopee
• 48. rode in a taxi? no
• 49. been to prom? senior year and 2 years later like a bau5
• 50. played a drinking game? Yesss
• 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? Yesss
• 52. been to a concert? Yess
• 53. had a three-some? nope
• 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? no
• 55. been in a car accident? Yup
• 56. had braces? Yea in middle school
• 57. learned another language? half ass Chinese, Spanish, German, and Italian
• 58. killed an animal? hahahah bunnies snakes birds and yea
• 59. been at a yard sale? Yes
• 60. been to a Japanese steakhouse? gross
• 61. wore make up? nope
• 62. talked to someone via webcam? Yupp
• 63. lost my virginity before I was 16? i was 16 i think
• 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? Not yett
• 65. kissed someone a different race than myself?yup. i have james bond syndrome
• 66. snuck out of the house? Yess
• 67. bought porn? its free
• 68. had a virus on my computer? Yesss
• 69. had oral sex? Yupp haha